The Mac Address

WWDC keynote, that’s what!

If you’ll remember…last year Steve Jobs validated my predictions of the new G5 machines down to the smallest specification. What are my predictions for this year?…well no MR2 headlight mechanism G5s…that’s for sure!

I’d say 1.5 GHz imacs for sure tho…with a 7447 of course. There’s an outside chance of a 1.6 970 FX (at lower clock the 970 is only a 20 watt chip or so)…who knows…this year has been pretty crazy with Birdstone beating Smarty Jones, and the Pistons sweeping L.A. in 5 games.

Personally I think we’ll see more iPod shaith…stuff that makes the device even more integrated with our “digital lifestyle.” Maybe one day Apple will even give me my own iPod so I can be cool too! At the very least we’ll see Steve tooting his horn about Airport Express and perhaps throwing malfunctioning units into the crowd (he could be smooth about it if he said that he was merely giving them away to keynote attendees).

Two things I can be certain of however:
1. The stuff that is released will be “the best product of it’s type ever.”

2. The Apple fanboys (not an endearing term by the way) will say that all of it sucks and that they will never buy it (even though they wouldn’t have in the first place).

Oh…the first person to make a “comment” citing the origins of this news post title (e.g. the source) gets a gold star!

-Tycho